hidingfromthespotlight:

drhanniballecter:

youonlyloseorgans:

Who needs a fucking book on why cannibalism is wrong

could you imagine will leaving this in glaringly obvious places for hannibal to see

(via the-uterus)

thorsicle:

freckles-and-ferns:

thorsicle:

oedipus came in and out of the same vagina

motherfucker

yeah essentially

(via the-uterus)

likeafieldmouse:

Cy Twombly - Poems to the Sea (1959)

(Source: naughty-chekov, via stability)

likeafieldmouse:

J. M. W. Turner - Ship in a Storm (ca. 1823-6)

(Source: sandandglass, via the-uterus)

Apparently it’s a thing to crochet sweaters for turtles

kyos-cock:

So I accidentally discovered this picture while i was looking for cute things to crochet and THERE ARE ENTIRE BLOGS DEDICATED TO TURTLE COZIES.

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THEY LOOK SO CUTE THEY HAVE NORMAL ONES

THEY HAVE ONES THAT LOOK LIKE FUCKING BOWSER

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THEY HAVE ONES SHAPED LIKE ANIMALSimage

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THEY HAVE ENTIRE BLOGS DEDICATED TO MAKING YOUR TURTLES LOOK LIKE FOOD

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THE PUMPKIN IS SO CUTE BUT THIS GEM IS MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:

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BUT HOW DO YOU CHOOSE A FAVORITE WHEN THEY’RE ALL SO CUTE

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(via ticklemonsters)

annacdp:

George R. R. Martin… wisdom at its finest

(via ticklemonsters)

latenightalaska:

jhameia:

whiny-sugar-glider:

creepylurker:

they want to go fishing but ICE

bald eagles look grumpy on their best days but this is grumpy waddling and it is amazing

he walks over to the others in the last gif like “man this lake fucking sucks”

(via ticklemonsters)

gingerten:

trickster-god:

incomplete-chaos:

levibrows:

everyonelovesrobots:

xpsychohogx:

Bubbly Theif ooo

Sexy Genius

B3c

DARING CHILD WHAT TYPE OF LAMEASS NAME IS THAT?!

Magical Genius :3

Immortal Leader O.O

Hahahaha Sexy Genius~

Tortured Companion… Where’s my Doctor?

(Source: julieyumi)